english ranter: ''So, she's a tit woman!''

Monday, March 27, 2006

The brilliant Simon Amstell on hearing that Paula Abdul was rumoured to fancy Simon Cowell during the making of American Idol.

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"If this isn't nice, I don't know what is!'' - Kurt Vonnegut

"He's the reason I left the country" - Infinite Muppets

"An empire of dirt" - Johnny Cash

"It's good, but more bile please" - Duncan The Uncivil Servant

"It sounds very nice dear" - My Mum

"THEY ARE PISSING IN OUR BOOTS AND TELLING US IT'S RAINING"

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