Hello China! 出版这您惊吓共产主义信徒笨蛋
We used babel fish cos Mandarin just ain't in our vocab.
Probably says sunday's are nice for walking clocks, but that's not what we meant.
They are pissing in our boots and telling us it's raining WWW.ENGLISHRANTER.CO (will whoever took ENGLISHRANTER.COM please give it back)