"YOU LEAVE MY FUCKING DUCK ALONE" Keith Harris comes out fighting after angry bird flu mob blame Orville
...PLUS IN YOUR THURSDAY BIRD-FLU-AND-DEATH E.R. SPECIAL
* "Should I be worried about my cock?" - Readers questions answered
* "I wish Tony had it" - an interview with the Chancellor on the bird flu outbreak
* "Um, well, er, we're selling a lot of corn on the cob!" KFC staff put on a brave face
* "Fucking swans... Fucking swans... Fucking swans...Percy's a pretty boy... Fucking swans..." We interview a talking parrot called Percy. It takes a while, and isn't very good.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Thursday, April 06, 2006
1 Comments:
i won't hear a bad word against mr harris. he married a girl from near us and spent the week before in the local hotel, which happened to be our drinking hole!
the very first night he was in the bar a chorus of "i wish i could fly" echoed around. did he storm off? no he joined us and got a round in. result. top bloke with a top (quite rude) sesne of humour!
that skanky orange monkey of his is just a cunt though!
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