IN YOUR SCINTILLATING HATE-MAIL ON SUNDAY

* An ugly civil servant gets paid £100,000 to talk about sex with your ugly married deputy prime minister.
* Probably something about foreign people being really scary murderers
* Some neo-conservative reactionary with a fucking big house and a £1 million a year contract writes a column pretending he's just like you.
I'd wait til after you've eaten breakfast.
Or buy a different paper, you loser.