PILL NEWS
No wonder it was hard to get for a while.
A man who took 40,000 ecstasy tablets over 9 years has been examined by doctors in the UK. "Apparently" he had a few problems with short term memory and stuff, though he hasn't taken a pill for seven years.
To preserve his identity, doctors have called the 37-year-old man, a patient at St Georges' Hospital in London, "MR A". Surely it should have been "Mr E"?
He finally gave up his 25-pill-a-day habit after collapsing three times. Yeah mate, probably was a hint things might be getting a little bit out of hand. That and gurning at your nephew's christening.
The picture above is an artist's impression of what "Mr A" may now look like. He stopped attending hospital tests after he started to get stoned on weed again.
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Sorted.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Tuesday, April 04, 2006
5 Comments:
I wonder if he was grinning like a cheshire cat when he collapsed?
I'm not sure he can stop grinning - if he has any teeth left, of course!
Jesus, 25 pills a day? I can't imagine 25 pills a week!
If you took that much ASPIRIN you'd probably end up with fucking memory problems!
And of course we can count on the scientists to lack any sense of humor and go with Mr. A instead of the obvious choice.
yhe BIG give away was when he was caught dancing on top of a ford focus wearing white glove, sucking a dummy and smelling of vics. only later did he realise it was a bin wagon reversing in the same street!
25 a day!
shit!
talk about scraping someone of the ceiling!
No, I used the mother theresa pic for the mushroom story
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