What in cock's name is this?
Here's a short quiz about this "land" "mark" in new British "design".
Q. How shit is this?
A. Really really shit.
Ok quiz over.
You've seen and heard all you need to know.
For those of you wanting additional information into quite how anyone got this made in 2006 (rather than 1906), then three words: SIR CLIVE SINCLAIR.
It's called an A-Bike, and is light, has no "greasy" chain, "folds" in 15 seconds, and is obviously designed to TRAVEL AROUND FUCKING TOYTOWN with those wheels stolen from a supermarket trolley.
If you have a child who wants a bike for their birthday, then only buy them this if you want to cherish that first moment when one's offspring calls you a "cunt" for the first time.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Monday, April 03, 2006
5 Comments:
wtf?
Those wheels are normal actually normal size. It's jusy that the bike is fucking massive.
Perhaps that is the newest armored patrol vehicle for your troops in Iraq.
"If you have a child who wants a bike for their birthday, then only buy them this if you want to cherish that first moment when one's offspring calls you a "cunt" for the first time."
Ow!
You're always good for a smile in the morning. :-)
Enjoying your rantings...
It's been a while since a lady said I was good for anything in the mornings! You are welcome, Attila..
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