THICK AS SHIT PRINCE HARRY GETS TOP JOB IN THE ARMY

21-year-old Prince Harry has been made a troop commander in the British Army. "Thicky" Harry's outstanding qualifications include a grade B in A-Level Art (at which he was accused of cheating by a sacked teacher) and a grade D in Geography.
He dropped A-Level history of art because it was too difficult.
The average pupil from his school, Eton, leaves with three A levels grade C or above.
The qualifications would not be enough to get the average pupil into all but the worst universities in Britain.
However, he is said to excell at camouflage face painting, "as long as you don't give him too many pretty colours to start with", said an insider.
"Apparently" Harry has improved since the first time he tried it, as can be seen by the picture. "We all came out with faces like baby tiger cubs. Looked like we'd been to the creche at Ikea," added our informant.
Harry will have 11 British soldiers and four tanks under his command.
Experts are concerned Harry has too many men and not enough fingers count them on, though plans for a tour of duty by the squadron to Iraq next year should quickly resolve this.