George Bush - Socialism's saviour and doing China a favour

It can be no coincidence that the reign of Mr Bush in North America has coincided with South America turning to the left.
Mr Bush's loony actions continue to push up share prices in the oil companies that paid for his election campaign. And convince the world both near and far, that maybe the American dream isn't the one they wanted after all.
The new soft-left socialist domination of South America is, however, great news for energy-hungry commie China. While Bush sets about making an enemy of Iran and pushing the oil price to an all time high once more, the Chinese have been making friends.
With, among others, Brazil. And securing another strategic energy source in the process.
One thing Brazil has is space, and a great climate for growing palms. And a lack of enforcement that means anyone near a rain forest can snatch a bit and grow some palms. Brazil's palm oil output has been useful in the past - but in the future it will be key.
Biofuels made from palms are at the centre of the battle against pollution and global warming, as well as providing a long-term renewable oil source of sorts, when the deserts of the middle east finally run dry.
Its environmental impact - wiping out rainforests for palms, is a fucking disgrace. But there we go. China have done a deal meaning they will be Brazil's biggest customer, securing all the nation's spare palm oil, and meaning the USA have lost the opportunity of an energy supply that was right under their noses.
Other key economic deals are making China one of the continent's biggest customers.
And that means South America will no longer have to deal with the right-wing fading super bully just a few hundred miles north.