Tuesday, May 16, 2006

TORTURED GENIUS BECOMING A RIGHT ROYAL PAIN IN THE FUCKING ARSE


I love a good victim. I've been one myself now and again.
But it really is time that Pete Doherty fucks off and dies before his romantic time as a creative tortured genius ends.
The boyfriend of Kate Moss and abducter of girls barely out of their first tampon is really starting to act like a cunt.
Yesterday the heroin addict squirted a MTV cameraman with a syringe full of his own dirty fucked-up blood during filming, for, wait for it, "a laugh".
The former Libertines front man and now Babyshambles freak show lives in a shit hole, is skint from spending all his money on drugs, is avoiding prison because of his middle-class iconic status and frankly, is starting to take the piss.
Addicts are interesting for a while because the hole they fill in their lives is often reaked in tragedy and self-pity. But enough is enough.
Come on Pete, you're 27 mate. At 27 Janis Joplin did it, Jimi Hendrix did it and Jim Morrison did it.
It's time to quit the shit - or hurry up and die.

11 Comments:

Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Hey, ER, get out of the 60s, dude: Kurt Cobain did it at 27, too.

I bet that MTV cameraman was pissing himself laughing. What a great gag!

May 16, 2006  
Blogger ENGLISH RANTER said...

You mean it's not 1969 still? Shit, that was some trip ;-)

May 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and kurt cobain as it happens

May 16, 2006  
Blogger ENGLISH RANTER said...

Is there an anonymous echo on this site today?

May 16, 2006  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Echo echo echo...

I'm with you, DJ. He's getting on my tits.

May 16, 2006  
Blogger The Wanted Man said...

Since day one I've not been able to stand the man or the Libertines. Im hoping that the Babyshambles mini van and the Dirty pretty things coach crash into each other and explode in a ball of flames leaving no survivors.

May 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

give m a syringe full of drainoâ„¢

May 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he cannot kill himself yet as he has not made any decent music for the record companies to re-package after the funeral so we might have a wait, worse luck. And how long before the 'My drugs hell' stories begin to appear as he promotes his latest pile of shit 'written in the Priory'. Hanging, (drawing and quartering, flaying and finally shoved through a mincer before dowsing with petrol and setting on fire), is too good for him. Or he could get a life.

May 16, 2006  
Blogger me said...

he shouldn't die, cos if he does he will be even more famous as michaelwho says!
let him either rot in jail or in obscurity. whichever comes first!

May 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Met loads of drugged up celebs like him. They aint no good to anyone. I can heartily reccommend a noose and gallows.

May 16, 2006  
Blogger me said...

in court again. walks out of the front door, again. how the fuck does he do it?
and her? if me and my missus were smackheads, and pictured in the national press taking cocaine, how long do you think the social services would let the boy stop with us? so sick of these double standards! might blog it in next couple of days unless someone more literate does it first!

May 18, 2006  

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