TOP SIX THINGS TO MAKE YOUR ARSE ITCH - AND BRIAN MAY
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1. Coffee
2. Tea
3. Cola
4. Beer
5. Chocolate (with or without added shit - see below)
6. Tomatoes
Apparently a team of Israeli scientists have found that the best cure to persistent butt itch (for those that don't get cured by giving up the six items above) is sticking a chilli pepper up your arse.
Or at least the stuff in a chilli that makes it hot - capsaicin.
This and other interesting stuff can be found at the wonderful www.improbable.com which is ace. Though I am upset that they have included Queen guitarist Brian May in their Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists
Brian has only three suspect astronomy papers to his name and his admirable support of astronomy being taught in schools.
Now I'm all for astronomy, but I don't think that means he counts as a scientist.
He barely fucking counts as a musician.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Wednesday, July 05, 2006
8 Comments:
They used to send dogs into space didn't they? Instead of sending Leica, they should have sent that stupid poodle.
"He barely fucking counts as a musician."
He barely counts as a human being.
Hey, I wasn't expecting such a funny post. Itchy arse and Brian May. May what? Scratch my arse?
You know, I've read a whole blog somewhere devoted to Figging - it probably burns as much as a chilli pepper....but why would anyone want to do that??
The term mullet was invented for Mr May - there's always been something "fishy" about him.
Just one more thought - don't you find it odd that he looks so much like his wife???!
Sky
I have an itch that can only be scratched by sticking a chilli pepper up Brian May's arse. Is this wrong?
is it just me that finds it scary that him and his missus (anita dobson) are too alike?
has anyone seen them together in the same place, at the same time?
That is ridiculous. Every time I have jalapenos and hot curries my arse itches for days. I love it.
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