TOP SIX THINGS TO MAKE YOUR ARSE ITCH - AND BRIAN MAY
5. Chocolate (with or without added shit - see below)
Apparently a team of Israeli scientists have found that the best cure to persistent butt itch (for those that don't get cured by giving up the six items above) is sticking a chilli pepper up your arse.
Or at least the stuff in a chilli that makes it hot - capsaicin.
This and other interesting stuff can be found at the wonderful www.improbable.com which is ace. Though I am upset that they have included Queen guitarist Brian May in their Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists
Brian has only three suspect astronomy papers to his name and his admirable support of astronomy being taught in schools.
Now I'm all for astronomy, but I don't think that means he counts as a scientist.
He barely fucking counts as a musician.