LANDED GENTRY IN POVERTY SCANDAL

There's nothing like some cunt sitting at home eating bourgouis organic food in a central heated house with egyptian cotton sheets and fine wine from across the globe imported into their cupboard moaning about how fucking poor they are.

Well actually there is. There's the cunt that owns the house that the some cunt sits in, charging rent each month, creating not only a profit of 30% on their investment on the mortgage payments alone, not withstanding the increase in property prices running in London at approx 12% per year for the past 12 years, which means that every £100 rent they receive makes them roughly £142. So with a one-bedroom flat in town costing about £1000 a month, and the average property worth £250,000, that's £32k, tax free, per year.

So while that poor owning bastard happily see the profit on their investment double every six years, he also uses the profit in rent to fund another housing investment that they sit in, which of course has to be bigger than the rented place (after all who's the fucking boss here?) but also means that while none of the capital is realised or liquid - IT IS FUCKING CAPITAL.

So the next time the wanker with the over extended mortgage (paid for by your rent) and the two properties, and the car, and the family, and the shares in Nescafe and Esso, tells you how tough it is to be them. CHECK IF THEY HAVE BUILDING INSURANCE, AND IF THEY DON'T BURN THEIR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN. Then at least when they make you homeless, it will have been for a reason.