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The south east of England is suffering its biggest drought for a century. Coincindental, what with global warming and all that, but apparently that's not the issue. Ministers and water company spokespeople have given out, so far, this piece of advice:

''People should turn the tap off in between the start and end of brushing their teeth. This would save 10 litres a day from every person in the country, which is 600 million litres a day.''

Yeah? Well here's a piece of advice for you. This water shortage isnt caused by the way people brush their teeth. Even the idiots that use car washes aren't actually to blame. Even the wankers that leave their hoses on all day. The reason the water is low is because the ozone layer's fucked. The EU and US have just signed a deal for more cheap cost air travel, the only untaxed fuel in the fucking world, to fuck it up even more. Where there used to be water there will be deserts, and where there are deserts there will be floods. Now just let me brush my fucking teeth how I like, and you go and do something useful for once. Cheerio!