Shit Mobile Phone Dictionary Doctor#1

Mobile phone dictionaries? Don't get me started. Some twats do some research and decide which words should go in your predictive text. Which is why none of the words you want to use (ok, I know swear words aren't allowed) are in there. To help you text and rant with ease, here's an occasional series of words that will help.

Today's word: Berk

Root: Cockney rhyming slang for Berkshire Hunt, but its modern usage is less severe...

Examples: Noel Edmonds, Phil Collins.