Tiny Babies Tortured By Scientists

''Scientists'' have been testing the effect of music on babies. So, what piece of music do you think they'd pick to make the little'uns happy when they are laying down?
Apparently, because music stimulates the hard-to-stimulate Reticular Activating Unit of the brain, it means you remember all the words because the tune stores the lyrics for you.
If you're oldish, you could try it with The Beatles ''When I'm 64''. If you say the lyrics, it's hard to remember them. If you sing it, in comes out in one go. I hate that song, it reminds me of school, but do it with any of the songs of your youth, and you'll see what I mean.
Anyway, back to the ''Scientists''.
These cunts, with the parents permission, have been playing music to babies to make 'em sleep and open their eyes and stuff. Imagine, this precious moment, of opening your eyes as a baby and recognizing your mother for the first time.
What a moment.
So what music do they accompany this moment to, and play to the tiny baby constantly through its formative first weeks?
Mozart?
Bit of opera?
I wouldnt want that, but I dunno, whatever your cup of tea... Louis Armstrong, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, even the Arctic Monkeys, anything, something that might be good...
Oh no.
It's GOLD by Spandau Fucking Ballet.
GOLD.
GOLD!
Cunts. Tony Hadley in your head til you die. Til you die! I know this much is true.