Beatles fan and war mongerer Condoleezza Rice makes an ironic give-peace-no-chance airport landing and then walks into a trade row

Here she comes, walking down the street, geting funniest looks from... oh hang on, that's The Monkees.
She likes The Beatles.
War fan Condoleezza Rice flew into Liverpool's John Lennon Airport today and then into a trade row with the UK after the USA was accused of free-trade "hypocrisy".
Rice is ''up north'' after she and Jack Straw started flirting with each other and invited one another to their home towns. After Straw's visit to the States, Rice noted that Straw's home town of Blackburn was mentioned in a Beatles' song.
After hearing it was ''nearby'' she's turned her visit into a Beatles' not very mysterious tour, including a visit to schools and homes of Lennon and McCartney.
The Muslim community in the area would, in general, from what we've heard, like her to fuck off, and hurry up about it. E.R. tends to agree - or at the very least we don't need any more shots of her and Jack Straw looking longingly into each other's eyes.
It's worse than when Pat and Patrick ''did it'' on EastEnders.

Anyway, here's E.R.'s Condoleezza Rice Beatles Top Ten:

1. Chains (Guanatamo Bay Acapella)
2. The Fool On (Capitol) Hill
3. Get Back
4. Got To Get You Out Of My Life
5. Happiness Is A Warm Gun
6. Hello, Goodbye
7. Let It Be
8. Misery
9. Nowhere Man (in honour of her host, Jack Straw)
10. Run For Your Life