DOGS' BOLLOCKS

News that the US Government puts its sniffer dogs in 5-star hotel rooms when their Presidential nincompoop is on his travels is maybe not that surprising.
But to find that hotel staff were ordered to ''address the dog by rank'' (I'm not joking) really take the scooby snack.
In another piece of fascist bullshit you wouldn't get away with in fiction, the dogs in the US K-9 unit (I'm still not joking) not only get top-drawer hotel accomodation, but also are ranked as per other military personnel.
They include serjeant major, as well as 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th lieutenant.
''We were told to be careful when addressing the animal and not call it a dog,'' (I'm still not joking), said a member of hotel staff.
This perverse fucked-up self-obsessed power-crazed behaviour is more akin to the kind you hear carried out by insane Bond-villains, fascists and tin-pot dictators.
If we'd heard this about the likes of Hitler, Mussolini, Amin or Mugabe, it would be used to highlight how out of touch the insane nutcase in charge of it all had become.
Er, so I'm using it to highlight how out of touch the insane nutcase in charge of it all had become.
Thanks. Click the post title for the BBC story...