Friday, March 03, 2006

OFFICIAL: BRITISH TAX PAYERS FOUND WANKING IN BAGHDAD HIGH STREET

Sorry, that's a typo... it should say ''fund'' wanking.
British Foreign office officials this week found out that two satellite phones of theirs lost in Baghdad were being used to set up a one-stop wank line shop in downtown Baghdad.
The bills for the phones, lost for 17 months without anyone noticing, have reached £594,000.
With international call charges maybe £3 a minute, and the average wank lasting 10 minutes, this means that the British taxpayer has so far funded close to 20,000 acts of masturbation in the Iraq capital.

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