OFFICIAL: BRITISH TAX PAYERS FOUND WANKING IN BAGHDAD HIGH STREET
Sorry, that's a typo... it should say ''fund'' wanking.
British Foreign office officials this week found out that two satellite phones of theirs lost in Baghdad were being used to set up a one-stop wank line shop in downtown Baghdad.
The bills for the phones, lost for 17 months without anyone noticing, have reached £594,000.
With international call charges maybe £3 a minute, and the average wank lasting 10 minutes, this means that the British taxpayer has so far funded close to 20,000 acts of masturbation in the Iraq capital.
British Foreign office officials this week found out that two satellite phones of theirs lost in Baghdad were being used to set up a one-stop wank line shop in downtown Baghdad.
The bills for the phones, lost for 17 months without anyone noticing, have reached £594,000.
With international call charges maybe £3 a minute, and the average wank lasting 10 minutes, this means that the British taxpayer has so far funded close to 20,000 acts of masturbation in the Iraq capital.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Friday, March 03, 2006
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