More sex and dancing, less smiling...

Now that cocaine use has reached saturation point, with figures today showing 1.2 million users in the UK, it's almost certainly not cool anymore.
Unusually for Britain, we're behind Methamphetamine growth worldwide, dubbed the 'sex and dancing' drug, but it's on its way.
For those keen to move onto something different, here's the lowdown:
Known commonly as Crystal Meth, basically it's super speed. Invented in Japan in the early part of the last century, the drug was used as a stimulant by the Nazis and allies in World War 2 and given to soldiers on both sides, particularly on the Western front.
Its next big use was in the 60s and 70s, when it was prescribed as a slimming drug to millions, including my dad.
It went ''recreational'' in the 80s, with San Diego being dubbed the home of the drug at the time.
The quickest way of getting high from it are, starting with the most effective, smoking, injecting, sticking it up your arse, snorting, swallowing.
It's a Class B drug, but moves to a Class A if it's made suitable for injection.
The downsides are fairly typical - addiction, come downs, paranoia, loss of appetite, acting like a twat, thinking you are interesting, hallucinations, fatigue, depression, suicide.
It can wear out your nose from snorting too, but nowhere near as much as charlie.
Other names for it are: Glass, Ice, P, Tina, Tik.
However, beautiful people thinking of switching from coke should note Crystal Meth's most famous side effect....
Click the title of this post, to see what I mean.