SEAL BITES PEOPLE'S PRINCESS LADY HEATHER MILLS MCCARTNEY - AND IS THEN VERY RUDE INDEED
Lady Heather Mills McCartney, that boring shite-on-a-stick, was bitten today by a Canadian seal. The seal had a good go at piercing Lady Heather's orange jacket.
Sir Paul McCartney, dressed in an identical orange jacket, looked on in horror, but himself remained unbitten.
The seal was later heard to mutter ''See you at the Harrods winter sale, you self-publicising pair of pricks'' before being beaten over the head and skinned alive.
No puns were used in the making of this post.
Sir Paul McCartney, dressed in an identical orange jacket, looked on in horror, but himself remained unbitten.
The seal was later heard to mutter ''See you at the Harrods winter sale, you self-publicising pair of pricks'' before being beaten over the head and skinned alive.
No puns were used in the making of this post.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Friday, March 03, 2006
1 Comments:
For a moment I thought it was Seal, the singer! See me laughing out loud at the image of him biting on her politically_correct-holier_than_though jacket until I realized it was the cute furry animal who did it
Man, should I read blogs on Saturdays?
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