Friday, March 10, 2006

They fuck you up, your mum and dad. (Especially if your name is Mike Hunt)


A new website to give people with stupid names the opportunity to humiliate their parents is about to launch.
Owner of the new site, which has yet to ''go live'' is Dick Upright. Dick, from Upper Pratts Bottom in Kent, is like any other stupid-named person, and had parents that insisted the shortened version be used of his first name at all times, including on his birth certificate.
He told E.R. ''It's time to get even. I'm as bitter as hell.'' E.R. has had an exclusive preview of the site, which features hi-tech revenge zones. Members can post webcams of their parents having sex, embarassing photographs, make accusations of child abuse, and generally slag them off about whatever comes to mind.
Features on the launch edition include ''Why did you have to call me Barry More?'' by Barry More, ''I suppose you think being called Mike Hunt is funny?'' by Mike Hunt, and an employment section including ''Make Your Stupid Name Pay'' by Ben Dover.
The site, with domain name
www.nowitsyourturnforpeople
tosniggeratyouandlaugh
andstuffmomanddad.com
is expected to launch in the Spring.

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