E.R. EXCLUSIVE: WINDSORS CHARGE US £300 A DAY TO LOOK AT THIS PICTURE ONLINE. WHAT KIND OF MUGS DO THE ROYAL FAMILY TAKE US FOR?
What a fucking piss-take.
See this pic of this old woman, the Queen, well it's the official picture for her 80th birthday.
It's in every paper in Britain today.
But one contact tells me this pic, taken by Lord Snowdon, the Queen's cousin, is a nice little coin-earner for Royal Cunts Inc.
Even though she apparently belongs to us, it will cost £300 for 24 hours use of this picture on one UK news website outlet.
And where does the money go to?
To Lord Fucking Snowdon.
Bunch of cunts, honestly.
Maybe any hacks could find out if their papers were screwed to publish the pic as well.
The Royal Family - They are Pissing In Our Boots, Shitting In Our Shoes, and Wanking On Our Pants. And telling us the weather's a bit unusual for the time of year.
Complete Utter Fuckers.