IT'S BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS IN YOUR SUPER SOARAWAY SUNDAY E.R.
* PRINCE HARRY DOES WHAT ALL PRINCES OF DAYS GONE BY HAVE DONE - HE GOES TO SPEARMINT RHINO IN SLOUGH...
PLUS!
* ARE YOU A CHICKEN? OR ARE YOU JUST SCARED OF BIRD FLU?...
PLUS!
* SESAME STREET'S BIG BIRD: "F IS FOR FLU, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE IT, DO YOU WANT IT?"...
PLUS !
* EVERYONE IS CALLING UP 999 ABOUT DEAD BIRDS - LISTEN, THEY DIE ALL THE FUCKING TIME YOU TWATS, IT'S JUST SWANS, DUCKS AND MIGRATING BIG FUCKERS YOU WANT TO WORRY ABOUT, NOT THAT DEAD SPARROW THAT YOU FOUND UNDER THE DUSTBIN, OK?
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Sunday, April 09, 2006
4 Comments:
Twat is the funniest curse word there is. It only sounds right when delivered in a British accent, though.
It's not meant for American cursing.
Have you tried Wanker? Or Gobshite?
Americans pronounce it "twot". I think I actually go red when I hear it. It's very embarrassing.
The unreasonable ranting of the reasonable man. I salute you.
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