Man walks 10,000 miles and can't find a post office

A British ex-paratrooper soldier's attempt to walk around the world has hit trouble after he entered Russia without the right papers and now faces deportation, destroying his record breaking attempt.
Despite starting his walk SEVEN AND A HALF YEARS AGO in the arctic and walking from South to North across both of the Americas, the prat forgot to sort out the paperwork and now, unsurprisingly, is being held by Russians after entering the country illegally via the Behring straits.
While the press is full of talk of "red tape" blowing this incredible record attempt, you might expect, that with probably about 3 years spent walking across North America and Canada, you'd have plenty of time to look in your bum bag and make sure you have the right fucking visa for your next stop.
What a tit.