Thursday, May 04, 2006

CON-FICTIONERY#3


In a bid to compete with the popularity of celebrity magazines, in a new series exclusive to English Ranter, we go inside the homes of some of the world's most famous sweets.
Today: When jelly babies have twins
Twin babies are a handful for anybody. But when you're a jelly baby, you don't have any hands, which makes things even more difficult.
However, both of the little fellas are doing very well, and though they do keep their parents up at night, a gentle rock of the cradle sends them safely back to sleep.
Tomorrow: Bertie Bassett takes time out to enjoy the sunshine

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound like you actually write for one of those awful publications. Stop it.

May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should put a few more ads on here

May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg tha pillsbury dough-boi!

May 04, 2006  
Blogger Anon said...

They look so happy! I can tell that they are at a loving home, and will get the care they need! Twins are a handful for anyone, and more praise to you for excepting the challange.

May 04, 2006  
Blogger ENGLISH RANTER said...

Pauly, it's adventurous capitalism like this that made this world what it is today.
Plus in 3 months I've earnt $8. Seriously, $8.
If you do buy anything from uk amazon, please click though my links.
Don't cost you a penny more, but will keep E.R. in novelty sweets for another day.

May 04, 2006  
Blogger tideliar said...

...how much crack did you smoke when you got up this morning :D

May 04, 2006  

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