"I'LL TAKE A BIG MAC" (WITH FRIES, YOU DULL, UNINTERESTING FUCKER)

But for the idiots in charge of English football, we could have had World Cup winning manager Scolari, a man that developed the skills of the world's greatest soccer stars - Ronaldo and Ronaldinho.
Instead we have a man who looks like he should be working for Ronald McDonald.
For the full English Ranter reaction to the appointment of Steve McClaren as the new England soccer boss, see www.worldcupranter.blogspot.com.
I'm not happy. In fact, I'm fucking livid.
Still, it's only a game, eh?
Bollocks.