JESUS DUG UP IN SOUTH EAST LONDON GARDEN

Holy asparagus!
Gardener Martin Gregory saw this face looking back at him when he took an asparagus plant out of its pot in his garden in Abbey Wood, South-East London.
"It hasn't made me religious," added 52-year-old Martin, though his local vicar told him maybe someone was trying to send him a message.
Maybe the message was he'd look good in a beard.
For all Jesus look-a-likes (and some that look like celebrities), see the Easter special in the archives under the "April" link on the right, post date: Friday April 14.
Many thanks to the lovely Louis - a fine connoisseur of London trivia, among other things - for the tip.