Ok so I took the piss...

...with my letter from the Iranian president yesterday.
Believe it or not, it wasn't real. We found it under a dustbin in Crystal Palace park.
But to listen to the FUCKWITS on ABC news tonight, you would think he called the president a cunt, that americans were wankers, and that he'd like to run around the whitehouse with his cock out pissing over the floor shouting "it won't stop, it won't stop" and then when he stops pissing shouts "oh, it's ok, it has."

What it actually said was:

* 9/11 was "horrendous"
* If you like Jesus so much why do you kill civilians in Iraq?
* I don't want to make any bombs
* You and me could have real trouble if we don't get on, because most of the Arab world likes me, and most of the Arab world hates you
* I've got loads of oil

Seems fair enough. Indeed sounds downright true.

ABC, obviously briefed by the Whitehouse, started quoting the letter in a hysterical voice of panic. For instance, the comment about 9/11 was followed up by a separate comment within the letter about why the security flaws that led to such an outrage had never cost anyone their job. They described that as an accusation. It didn't sound like an accusation.

Whitehouse officials were quoted without names (so no one elected, just a bunch of media cunts making up stuff) claiming the Iranian president thinks he's a "one in a thousand years leader" on a "mission" and "not to be trusted".
None of which is mentioned in the letter.
Fucking bullshit.
How do they call it news?