PERIWINKLE - a quiz
a) another term for a winkle, a small blackish-shelled marbled-coloured sea creature you can eat by scooping out its body from the shell with a pin?
b) a beautiful purple-flowering green-leaved plant with a medicinal use?
c) a word used to describe the colour of seats in a restaurant by some cunt of a food critic that thinks it's clever to use a word like periwinkle because his head is stuck so far stuck up his arse that the last time he opened his eyes he saw his tonsils?
d) all of the above.
The correct answer is d.