PERIWINKLE - a quiz
Is Periwinkle:
a) another term for a winkle, a small blackish-shelled marbled-coloured sea creature you can eat by scooping out its body from the shell with a pin?
b) a beautiful purple-flowering green-leaved plant with a medicinal use?
c) a word used to describe the colour of seats in a restaurant by some cunt of a food critic that thinks it's clever to use a word like periwinkle because his head is stuck so far stuck up his arse that the last time he opened his eyes he saw his tonsils?
d) all of the above.
The correct answer is d.
a) another term for a winkle, a small blackish-shelled marbled-coloured sea creature you can eat by scooping out its body from the shell with a pin?
b) a beautiful purple-flowering green-leaved plant with a medicinal use?
c) a word used to describe the colour of seats in a restaurant by some cunt of a food critic that thinks it's clever to use a word like periwinkle because his head is stuck so far stuck up his arse that the last time he opened his eyes he saw his tonsils?
d) all of the above.
The correct answer is d.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Friday, May 05, 2006
3 Comments:
thats cos ur strait otherwise u would know mauve, cerise, celadon,periwinkle,n 40 shades of pink
hehe, the restaurant he was describing was Brian Turner's - a very straight yorkshireman! Maybe someone should tell him he's got periwinkle chairs.
speaking of yorkshire, it is also the name of a pub in wombwell, barnsley, south yorkshire, where i used to purchase cigs from the vending machine at the tender age pf 13/14!
how very odd! sure mr turner would be very happy!
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