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A rare opportunity to work in unusual surroundings for a top-notch legal expert. In fact, even if you're a bit average, why don't you try and blag it.
The successful candidate for this high profile role will have the following qualities:
* The ability to dodge bullets
* A mistrust of anyone in uniform
* Look good on camera
* A love of dictators
* A short memory
* A death wish
* The ability to cope with clients losing weight
* A desire to never work in the U.S.A.
Previous applicants should apply, as we're running a bit short of candidates.
Applications by email to:
saddamhussein-defenceteam@sunni-lawyers.com
The successful candidate for this high profile role will have the following qualities:
* The ability to dodge bullets
* A mistrust of anyone in uniform
* Look good on camera
* A love of dictators
* A short memory
* A death wish
* The ability to cope with clients losing weight
* A desire to never work in the U.S.A.
Previous applicants should apply, as we're running a bit short of candidates.
Applications by email to:
saddamhussein-defenceteam@sunni-lawyers.com
2 Comments:
One would think that the security would be a bit better, but then again I've been known to be naive about that sort of thing.
Surely this is a job for that one woman tribute to Clarence Gatemouth Brown; Cherie Blair?
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