Friday, September 08, 2006

SCIENTISTS INVENT PILL TO CURE PREMATURE EJACULATION


Sufferers say it hasn't come a moment too soon. For once.

22 Comments:

Anonymous the cappuccino kid. said...

shove one in a shoe, it'll make you limp!
come on...it wasn't that bad!

September 08, 2006  
Blogger NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Glad you're back.

September 09, 2006  
Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

But I'm so used to it. Do I really want to change?

September 09, 2006  
Blogger ldbug said...

Yay;-)

September 09, 2006  
Blogger R2K said...

Where can my friend buy them? Um his name is, um, Malex.

September 09, 2006  
Anonymous the cappuccino kid. said...

i seem to find about eight pints of tetleys or guinness has the same effect.
not that i need them you understand...er...um...ooh, look at that over there!
*sound of tck hobbling away as fats as he can*

September 09, 2006  
Blogger Kate said...

LMAO like the pun ;-)

September 10, 2006  
Blogger R2K said...

My friend is dying here...

September 11, 2006  
Anonymous emma said...

I don't think such a pill would ever come on the market because people would be too embarassed to come forward for those drug trials advertised in papers: 'Do you come in seconds? Do you live alone wanking into socks because no woman can bear to have sex with you? If so, you are what we are looking for. You will be paid fifty quid to take part in this risk free trial. Side effects include cock rot, brain damage and fatal heart attacks'... blahdiblah.

I think people would be too embarassed to turn up.

September 12, 2006  
Anonymous the cappuccino kid. said...

after that last lot of pill trials, i don't think ANYONE wants to voulenteer!
i like my head the shape it is, and don't want to wave goodbye to my hands and feet either!

September 12, 2006  
Anonymous the cappuccino kid. said...

ok, just realized what i just said, i suppose i could wave to my feet, and shake a bloody stump at my hands!
fool!

September 12, 2006  
Blogger ENGLISH RANTER said...

Just so you know its not a prank, here's the bbc story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5324750.stm
E.R.

September 13, 2006  
Anonymous the cappuccino kid. said...

ah, there you are!
thought you'd shot off early!

September 14, 2006  
Blogger R2K said...

Lol wanking into socks. Emma how did you know!

September 14, 2006  
Blogger Kieran said...

Is it cyanide?

September 15, 2006  
Blogger d34dpuppy said...

emma ...viagra sells liek crazy so would that...not shootin my mouth off heheheh

September 15, 2006  
Blogger Chloe said...

how much is an overdose?

September 20, 2006  
Blogger cappy said...

you take enough that you're throat stiffens!

September 21, 2006  
Blogger Sofia said...

"Accelerated ejaculate" - is mostly psychological problem and can be easily treated with the help of psychiatric treatment. http://www.viagrathunder.com

December 11, 2008  
Blogger Mary said...

Generic Viagra contains Sildenafil and it is a prescription drug used to treat erectile dysfunction. Erectile dysfunction is the inability of the penis to become rigid, or stay firm long enough to complete the sexual act.

August 05, 2009  
Blogger Dr banublle said...

FDA approved mens health medication viagra is not a drug to be taken lighliy you should read all about the pros and cons regarding the medication before you buy viagra!

November 19, 2009  
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