Friday, September 08, 2006

SCIENTISTS INVENT PILL TO CURE PREMATURE EJACULATION


Sufferers say it hasn't come a moment too soon. For once.

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

shove one in a shoe, it'll make you limp!
come on...it wasn't that bad!

September 08, 2006  
Blogger NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Glad you're back.

September 09, 2006  
Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

But I'm so used to it. Do I really want to change?

September 09, 2006  
Blogger ldbug said...

Yay;-)

September 09, 2006  
Blogger High Power Rocketry said...

Where can my friend buy them? Um his name is, um, Malex.

September 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i seem to find about eight pints of tetleys or guinness has the same effect.
not that i need them you understand...er...um...ooh, look at that over there!
*sound of tck hobbling away as fats as he can*

September 09, 2006  
Blogger Unknown said...

LMAO like the pun ;-)

September 10, 2006  
Blogger High Power Rocketry said...

My friend is dying here...

September 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think such a pill would ever come on the market because people would be too embarassed to come forward for those drug trials advertised in papers: 'Do you come in seconds? Do you live alone wanking into socks because no woman can bear to have sex with you? If so, you are what we are looking for. You will be paid fifty quid to take part in this risk free trial. Side effects include cock rot, brain damage and fatal heart attacks'... blahdiblah.

I think people would be too embarassed to turn up.

September 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

after that last lot of pill trials, i don't think ANYONE wants to voulenteer!
i like my head the shape it is, and don't want to wave goodbye to my hands and feet either!

September 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, just realized what i just said, i suppose i could wave to my feet, and shake a bloody stump at my hands!
fool!

September 12, 2006  
Blogger ENGLISH RANTER said...

Just so you know its not a prank, here's the bbc story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5324750.stm
E.R.

September 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah, there you are!
thought you'd shot off early!

September 14, 2006  
Blogger High Power Rocketry said...

Lol wanking into socks. Emma how did you know!

September 14, 2006  
Blogger The Dog of Freetown said...

Is it cyanide?

September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

emma ...viagra sells liek crazy so would that...not shootin my mouth off heheheh

September 15, 2006  
Blogger x said...

how much is an overdose?

September 20, 2006  
Blogger me said...

you take enough that you're throat stiffens!

September 21, 2006  
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