Wednesday, March 28, 2007

TONY BLAIR IN HILARIOUS COMIC RELIEF SKETCH

I cant be arsed to post the video and it's two weeks old anyway. Just type in Tony Blair Comic Relief into you tube if you didn't see it.
Bovvered Tony? Bovvered? Bovvered about the war? Bovvered about the 500,000+ dead Iraqi civilians? Bovvered about the 2 million people who took the streets (unlike the one million that signed an online petition about road charges)? Bovvered about your move from negative liberty to positive liberty (ie the one that determines whether you decide to murder - bit like Stalin)? Bovvered about the targets you set hospitals that meant managers were able to call corridors wards, or take the wheels off trolleys and call them beds? Bovvered about the highest prison population Britain has ever seen (tackling the causes of crime?)? Bovvered about abandoning beliefs in politics and deciding it's up to God? Bovvered about setting targets for schools with classes containing kids speaking 16 different native languages (it's not the mix that's the problem - it's the default term of failure if mixing doesn't reach a target)? Bovvered about renewing Trident and breaking the nuclear proliferation laws you once signed up to? Bovvered about bombing one nation for being Muslim fundamentalists while licking Saudi Arabia's archaic monarchistic arse?
Bovvered about selling us out Tony?
Bovvered?
Do you look Bovvered?
No mate, you do not.

6 Comments:

Blogger me said...

my wife and i said roughly the same thing on the night. what purpose did it achieve him doing it? was it to help raise money for charity, or just to lift his image in the eyes of the young voter? either way it was a failure, and to be honest i think my estimation of katherine tate has sunk to a low too, selling her soul like that. just my opinion. not that it matters.

March 30, 2007  
Blogger DILLIGAF said...

approx 46% of the voting population bovvered to vote. approx 25% voted Labour. He's heading a minority government n getting away with murder. Why should he be bovvered?

March 31, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a f****** liberty!

April 05, 2007  
Blogger Tina - Freebird Professional said...

Hello English Ranter...

Your site makes me laugh - bet you're luvving the freedom of speach blogging has brought us.. holding things back definately isn't your game!!

Would like to introduce myself - as we may make a good connection in the blogasphere... I've just started a blog www.escapengland.blogspot.com

You may or may not want to comment on it - but I just thought the English Ranter may have something to say about why a brit would want to make the great Escape - and indeed add to the Top 10 reasons for leaving England....

Byeeeeeeeeeee

April 14, 2007  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

That Blair's a cunt. How you doing, ER?

May 03, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lysander...is that you?

June 13, 2007  

Post a Comment

<< Home

"THEY ARE PISSING IN OUR BOOTS AND TELLING US IT'S RAINING" 

-------MY COPY IS YOUR RIGHT E.R. 2006------- 

Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.