ELECTRICKERY
Took five hours to set up wireless at E.R. offices today after investing the revenue stream from the recent site monetisation ($1.50 - thanks guys) into new hardware, all part of the plan to offer a better service to you, our loyal web community.
''Just five easy steps'' it says on the box. ''Connect in minutes''.
First three steps? Five minutes. Fair enough.
Next two steps? 4 hours 55 cocking minutes.
Bastards. All of them.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Tuesday, March 14, 2006
2 Comments:
You missed the small-print... "Opening Box May Cause Time-Dilation And Mild Irritation Towards All and Sundry."
Time Dilation. Man, my life is full of time dilation. Things that i estimate will take about 8 minutes tend to all take about an hour. Consequently I get about an eighth of what i intended to get done each day. Odd thing is, i thought if i added 8 times as many things to the list of things to do, I would get it all done. All that happens is I did eight times as many things as i did before eight times quicker, never did anything properly, and still only did one eighth of the list (check that for me, maths fans, its right).
Now I don't have a list.
It's easier.
Is there a cure? You sound like a physician.
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