CLICK HERE FOR SOUND EFFECTS

Police have helpfully provided online sound effects to accompany their driving, to show young people what a car sounds like when it crashes at high speed in a busy London street.
Whether or not we'll get to see yesterday's CCTV footage of exactly how the police driver of this car "thought to be answering a 999 call" managed to park it like this remains to be seen.
Fortunately no one was seriously hurt, though three people were taken to hospital.
However, you'll be able to get a taste of what it might have sounded like in a bizarre "YOUTH ZONE" of the Metropolitan Police's official website.
Obviously convinced young people like "noisy things" and stuff, kids are encouraged to listen to police sirens (ok I get that one), car alarms (hmm ok, can hear plenty of them anyway, thanks), store alarms (er?), police dogs (it's a dog, barking) and, appropriately, the sound of a car crash.
What every "youth" wants to hear, almost certainly, though possibly not in the middle of London on a Saturday afternoon.
Click the post's header for the "evidence".
Coppers are weird.