english ranter: JEFFREY ARCHER: ''STILL NOT DEAD YET''

Monday, February 27, 2006

Further sad news today on FLJA, as reports that he woke up this morning were confirmed by eye witnesses.

THE HOME PAGE

"If this isn't nice, I don't know what is!'' - Kurt Vonnegut

"He's the reason I left the country" - Infinite Muppets

"An empire of dirt" - Johnny Cash

"It's good, but more bile please" - Duncan The Uncivil Servant

"It sounds very nice dear" - My Mum

"THEY ARE PISSING IN OUR BOOTS AND TELLING US IT'S RAINING"

-------MY COPY IS YOUR RIGHT E.R. 2006-------

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.