They are pissing in our boots and telling us it's raining WWW.ENGLISHRANTER.CO (will whoever took ENGLISHRANTER.COM please give it back)
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Friday, March 10, 2006
"If this isn't nice, I don't know what is!'' - Kurt Vonnegut
"He's the reason I left the country" - Infinite Muppets
"An empire of dirt" - Johnny Cash
"It's good, but more bile please" - Duncan The Uncivil Servant
"It sounds very nice dear" - My Mum
"THEY ARE PISSING IN OUR BOOTS AND TELLING US IT'S RAINING"
-------MY COPY IS YOUR RIGHT E.R. 2006-------
8 Comments:
Because his Dad's a celebrities' pets' vet, his mum's a previously famous actress from the 60s., and he has floppy blond hair
So he's mixed the entertainment genes of his mother with the animal kingdom knowledge of his father and come up with... acting like a blonde demented baboon and getting paid for it. I geddit! ;-)
i saw him on cruffs last night and even the girls were calling him a cunt! he is so talentless its amost amusing
I work with his sister and she's a dim witted posh twat too
Watching TV. Nothing on except some public school dimwit called Ben Fogle. He's sobbing because its Christmas and hes in a tent at the south pole. So why did the twat go there? Complete and utter twattishness of such utter supremacy that it beggars belief. I tried to turn to a shopping channel but the wife said I am being a grumpy git. So, I googled 'Ben Fogle is a Twat' AND your site appeared. BRILLIANT. I think we should ask under the freedom of information act for all his expenses, AND demand to know why he gets NHS treatment AFTER DELIBERATELY going to other stupid places where he gets ill. We should get a refund. Utter idiot, get him off TV.
I googled Ben Fogle is a wanker and found your site. Can't understand why the Daily Mail feature him with his boring bride, who cares if she is having a baby, she might but we don't. Quite right get them out of the papers and TV. Think his parents should get a rebate for his school fees as he is very dim. The TV jumped at him as he is the right AGE AND of the right twattishness to fit the position of Animal Zoo presenter and athlete. Spare us please dont get him cooking on TV. He has no personality and no brain. Can I please make a request? Please provide Ben Fogle with a one way ticket to the Outer Hebrides and not to be televised. Thanks!
I love Ben and all who follow behind him. Ewan McGregor, Peter Snow, Merton, Green, McGrath, Rhys Jones etc etc. How it cheers my dull boring life to watch 'celebs' travel the globe. I also enjoy charity fundraisers. News presenters in tights is fucking hilarious and all for a good cause and not in any way an attempt to raise their crap profile. And celeb dancing, singing, skating...OK so you may have never heard of any of them and the show is boring stupifying shit but worth spending an hour or two of our pointless existence to watch these desperate bastards. I also like to rub nettles into my eyes. Is it me or are Jonathan Ross and Seb Coe wankers?
I agree with Villawererobbed, Fogle is the only ray of light in these dark and gloomy times. His vacuous yet pompous wittering just sums up why I enjoy paying my license fee so much. I love to watch some middleclass patronising tosser pontificate about a subject he has no ability or merit to talk about. And I also give generously to those BBC sanctioned charities which the BBC executives coincidentally are all patrons of, just so I can watch some talentless tosser newsreader ponce about in a tutu.
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