They are pissing in our boots and telling us it's raining WWW.ENGLISHRANTER.CO (will whoever took ENGLISHRANTER.COM please give it back)
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Friday, March 10, 2006
"If this isn't nice, I don't know what is!'' - Kurt Vonnegut
"He's the reason I left the country" - Infinite Muppets
"An empire of dirt" - Johnny Cash
"It's good, but more bile please" - Duncan The Uncivil Servant
"It sounds very nice dear" - My Mum
"THEY ARE PISSING IN OUR BOOTS AND TELLING US IT'S RAINING"
-------MY COPY IS YOUR RIGHT E.R. 2006-------
24 Comments:
So he's mixed the entertainment genes of his mother with the animal kingdom knowledge of his father and come up with... acting like a blonde demented baboon and getting paid for it. I geddit! ;-)
I work with his sister and she's a dim witted posh twat too
Watching TV. Nothing on except some public school dimwit called Ben Fogle. He's sobbing because its Christmas and hes in a tent at the south pole. So why did the twat go there? Complete and utter twattishness of such utter supremacy that it beggars belief. I tried to turn to a shopping channel but the wife said I am being a grumpy git. So, I googled 'Ben Fogle is a Twat' AND your site appeared. BRILLIANT. I think we should ask under the freedom of information act for all his expenses, AND demand to know why he gets NHS treatment AFTER DELIBERATELY going to other stupid places where he gets ill. We should get a refund. Utter idiot, get him off TV.
I googled Ben Fogle is a wanker and found your site. Can't understand why the Daily Mail feature him with his boring bride, who cares if she is having a baby, she might but we don't. Quite right get them out of the papers and TV. Think his parents should get a rebate for his school fees as he is very dim. The TV jumped at him as he is the right AGE AND of the right twattishness to fit the position of Animal Zoo presenter and athlete. Spare us please dont get him cooking on TV. He has no personality and no brain. Can I please make a request? Please provide Ben Fogle with a one way ticket to the Outer Hebrides and not to be televised. Thanks!
I love Ben and all who follow behind him. Ewan McGregor, Peter Snow, Merton, Green, McGrath, Rhys Jones etc etc. How it cheers my dull boring life to watch 'celebs' travel the globe. I also enjoy charity fundraisers. News presenters in tights is fucking hilarious and all for a good cause and not in any way an attempt to raise their crap profile. And celeb dancing, singing, skating...OK so you may have never heard of any of them and the show is boring stupifying shit but worth spending an hour or two of our pointless existence to watch these desperate bastards. I also like to rub nettles into my eyes. Is it me or are Jonathan Ross and Seb Coe wankers?
I agree with Villawererobbed, Fogle is the only ray of light in these dark and gloomy times. His vacuous yet pompous wittering just sums up why I enjoy paying my license fee so much. I love to watch some middleclass patronising tosser pontificate about a subject he has no ability or merit to talk about. And I also give generously to those BBC sanctioned charities which the BBC executives coincidentally are all patrons of, just so I can watch some talentless tosser newsreader ponce about in a tutu.
I knew I couldn't be the only person who thinks Ben Fogle is boring! Why does he get these presenting jobs, he's not an expert on animals, he's not a 'real' explorer, he's young and active but he's no extreme athlete - so the only thing left is an entertaining personality and guess what, he doesn't have that either!! So why oh why to the Tv bosses think we want to watch him?
I really hope they find this site!!
If i ever see him on the TV i instantly turn over! Cant stand to see his snivelling face, he allways crys to make everything try to seem so dangerous, hes just going for a walk in the desert! Not hard atall, only on TV because of his toff parents, no talent or skill whatsoever! He just gets plonked in exotic places and then cries to mummy about it.. Most people would give their right arm to get a chance to go to those amazing places!
I saw a program i thought was really interesting, Ben Fogle New Lives In The Wild the alaskan episode. I though Ben was a bit annoying though. I watched another episode , i love the idea behind the program but his dimwitted boring analysis of the people is ruining the whole thing for me. I thougt I'd google ben fogle is a twat just for fun because it's such an obvious observation. Never saw him before, will never watch anything he's in again.
Yes Ben if your reading this you really are s twat! Stop trying so hard...I hate his patronising voice. TWAT!
I'm so happy to find that I'm not the only one who thinks Ben Fogle is a massive t***. My wife gets cross when I call him Ben "Fag'le" cos he's always crying or being melodramatic. Seen him this morning on a Longleat nature programme and had to find out who else thinks he's a massive dick.
I googled “Bed Fogle twat” for some moral support. Pleased to see it’s not just me who finds him obnoxious. Smirking prick, no character at all
The tv is a jobs for the boys institution for posh twats- end of. Especially the ultra elitist BB bloody C. Just think of all the posh actors (luvvies) they give airtime to and all the other posh idiots such as Fry, Dawkins (yes, he's a bigoted idiot), Attenborough (a big talking point over this posh twat- he is NO environmentalist, but a multi millionaire who's ignored environmental issues for over 50 years) BoJo, Rees-twat-Mogg, Dimbleby, who's that posh twat that does the "history" stuff? Oh yes,Dan bloody Snow. The list is endless. All those luvvies spewing their inane crap about how they were brought up in poverty, radio 4 womans' hour interviewing posh twats constantly (and Radio posh 4 in general) etc etc.
Having just come across a news article about Fogle donating his TV fee to the over 70's to help them pay for their TV licences, I also typed in the words Fogle & self publicizing twat and came across the various comments that go back to 2010.
Silver spoon guy is obviously trying to raise his media profile by supporting a generation who get so much more state paid money than my and my children generation will EVER GET!
If there is any justice in the world, Fogle will get eaten by a polar bear the next time hes on one of his highly paid trips to the North pol.... twat!
I’m so pleased that 13 years after I wrote this post it is still attracting comments :-) Iggy, he does a lot of work for the Daily Telegraph so I suspect his Licence Fee stunt is to keep their readers on side! Thanks for finding ER.
I googled "Why is Ben Fogle so patronising?" and your site came up. I'm referring to "New Lives in the Wild": brilliant concept of a program, but then you get Ben Fogle and his dull psychoanalysis, assumptions and snobbery. What has he inhaled a pile of DIY psychology text books or what? Why not let people talk for themselves? Not to mention the bad manners of talking to camera in their absence when they've taken him into their home as a guest. And here's a hint Ben: if you're going to visit people who are a bit different, shut up about dirt and mess and then just accept their lifestyle.
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Over-Joyed!!! I typed in Ben Fogle is a wanker and found you all. Fellow sufferers. After watching an episode of “Where the Wild Men are” and listening to Ben give his lofty opinion on “How they are doing”, “What he would do better” and “If only he could live a similar life but family is too important to him”, Blah, Blah, Blah, I feel nauseous. Surely the whole point is to showcase the amazing lives of people who live differently, off the grid, who willingly endure the hardships because they choose to do so. It is not for Ben to judge, criticise and minimise their lives and efforts by going into his own limited knowledge and courage to live as they do. The show itself is interesting, to see such drastically different lives over a week of filming. But Ben is so out of sync with these people. He is there to critique. His comments are lame, haughty, bitchy even and he comes across as very light weight and out of place. Send in Bear Grylls. At least Bear is man enough to handle the hardships and intelligent enough to understand the ‘whys’ and give these people the respect they deserve. And if you do read this Ben, let me just say this. Showcase their lifestyles and report the facts. Ditch that penchant of yours to make “bitchy comments”. Eg. “I bet they don’t even clean their teeth”, about Cowboys mustering Long horn cattle, after nearly falling off your horse several times and having to wear the hard hat and not a Cowboy hat. You should have just sucked it up and given credit where it was due.
Thank you for finding some solace here from you Fogle fury
Why do you call Ben Google a push twat? Is its because you don't speak correctly can't spell? Jealous of an interesting man, who has a wide interest that interests most of humanity, but obviously not you. If he is a posh twat, then what does that make you.
I can't stand Fogle, he seems to be like a bad smell that won't go away. If I never see his overly cheery face again, it will be too soon. Ugh, he is a waste of atoms.
I too Googled 'Ben Fogle Twat' because I'm being forced to watch some animal bollocks with my kids.
Horrific example of privilege, he's only on TV because he's posh. He's thick, dull and smug. Absolute wanker.
Fuck off and take Kate Humble with you.
He’s top cunt of the highest order. I’d rather get stabbed in the eye with a blunt banana than watch that posh cunt gibbering on the telly.
Fogle hatred going back 17 years……it’s great to see. Condescending, patronising, clueless, lightweight, talentless, half witted ponce……how he’s forged a career for himself in tv after Castaway is beyond me, if he was the most interesting person on it I bet it was one hell of a place to live……looks like some public school toff who opens the batting for his village cricket teams thirds, but thinks he’s far better than he actually is. The only half decent thing he’s done was a documentary about the Falklands, but even that had its moments, the sooner he’s off our screens the better, but considering he’s been on it non stop for 23 years, can’t see it happening soon…….
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