DAVID CAMERON: A MASTERCLASS OF GREEN BULLSHIT
With all the short sightedness of someone who wants to be liked but who doesn't have a fucking clue, UK Conservative leader David Cameron today told Britain to "keep on driving" - but to drive a bio-fuel car.
Unveiling his new Lexus, which in its very creation left a carbon footprint bigger than non car owners use in a whole year, he boasted about how his carbon footprint was being reduced.
What a twat.
Using the one he had would have been greener.
So, even if he did actually need a new car, Green David also says people "shouldn't cut down on the driving they are doing, but just drive in a greener way".
What cock.
As already reported in English Ranter last month, the rise in demand for bio-fuels is already devastating rainforests around the world.
In Brazil the rainforests are shrinking as global palm oil sales becomes big business, and farmers are chopping down rainforests to plant palms instead.
In doing so not only do they wipe out wildlife, but also chop down the one thing that helps us convert CO2 back to carbon and oxygen - rainforests.
In Borneo, protected Orang Utangs have now lost their habitat and are back on the brink of extinction thanks to farmers chopping down trees and planting palms so that Green David can drive his shitmobile up and down the country trying to find people to vote for him.
But Green David just wants to be liked.
He doesn't want to say stop driving your car, because then the cuntryside alliance and their mates won't like him.
And Green David just wants to be liked.
He doesn't want to say take a bus because then the car industry won't like him.
And Green David just wants to be liked.
He doesn't want to tell people who have cars he'll tax them or to stop using them, because then they won't like him.
And Green David just wants to be liked.
The people who will not like what Green David said about car use are, funnily enough, the Greens.
But that's because Green David isn't really green at all.
He's a PR-trained short-sighted buzzword-talking policy-vacuum moonface with all the integrity of an Italian tax return.
Unveiling his new Lexus, which in its very creation left a carbon footprint bigger than non car owners use in a whole year, he boasted about how his carbon footprint was being reduced.
What a twat.
Using the one he had would have been greener.
So, even if he did actually need a new car, Green David also says people "shouldn't cut down on the driving they are doing, but just drive in a greener way".
What cock.
As already reported in English Ranter last month, the rise in demand for bio-fuels is already devastating rainforests around the world.
In Brazil the rainforests are shrinking as global palm oil sales becomes big business, and farmers are chopping down rainforests to plant palms instead.
In doing so not only do they wipe out wildlife, but also chop down the one thing that helps us convert CO2 back to carbon and oxygen - rainforests.
In Borneo, protected Orang Utangs have now lost their habitat and are back on the brink of extinction thanks to farmers chopping down trees and planting palms so that Green David can drive his shitmobile up and down the country trying to find people to vote for him.
But Green David just wants to be liked.
He doesn't want to say stop driving your car, because then the cuntryside alliance and their mates won't like him.
And Green David just wants to be liked.
He doesn't want to say take a bus because then the car industry won't like him.
And Green David just wants to be liked.
He doesn't want to tell people who have cars he'll tax them or to stop using them, because then they won't like him.
And Green David just wants to be liked.
The people who will not like what Green David said about car use are, funnily enough, the Greens.
But that's because Green David isn't really green at all.
He's a PR-trained short-sighted buzzword-talking policy-vacuum moonface with all the integrity of an Italian tax return.
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Monday, April 24, 2006
4 Comments:
Conservatives as greens? I dont think so. He wants the working classes to make the efforts to recycle and the companies to carry on as normal.
Awful man.
His cuntiness will become more and more apparent as time rolls by...
Do you think, Sir Ranter, that there is such a thing as a genuinely motivated politician? Green David doesn't want to be liked. He wants to be powerful. He wants to be the one who goes off to the Italian Premiere's flash gaff for free holidays and biscotti and espresso. He wants to be the one who pops over to Queenies for chit chats in the constitutional stylee. He wants to be the one who has Lord Bob of Tossing Geldof over for politically correct pre-gig quaffings. He wants to be the one taking an RAF copter to Waitrose on a Satrurday morning. And he will do what it takes to get there.
My mate's husband is running locally for the Green Party. If he wasn't such an egotistical wank stain I'd vote for him. Wanker.
Don't get me started on Palm Oil - fucking Palm Oil! Grows like wildfire, is cheap as chips to produce and refine and if you actually fry your chips in it you will die. It clogs up the arteries quicker than a tub of lard with lardons in it.
Have a look at peanut butter - it has got palm oil in it. Peanuts, correct me if I am wrong, Monsieur Le Ranteur, are by their very nature full of peanut oil. Why then are even so -called reputable hippy brands such as Whole Earth putting palm oil in their peanut butter? Because they take the precious peanut oil out of the peanuts (and give it to their hippy friends probably) and put palm oil in!
Peanut butter is important.
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