I used to be a fun guy...
So one year after they were banned in the UK, magic mushrooms are now back - in the hands of doctors.
In a small study, eight patients are being given mushrooms to see if it helps allieve their illnesses.
Psychiatrist Professor Charles Grob, who is leading the project, says individuals "appear to have much diminished anxiety, improved mood regulation and also more acceptance" of their condition.
Well whoopy-fucking-doo, you don't say. Get me the Nobel Prize for Science on the phone, we have a winner.
Those are the same reasons why the rest of us were taking them you fuckwit!
It's just the "condition" we've got is called..."life".