HAS BLAIR BEEN NOBBLED?

As readers of E.R. will know, I've had more than a few misgiving about Prime Minister Tony Blair.
My primary objection was him taking us to war, secondly that he gives too many backhanders to private business via health and education services, and thirdly that he is showing a Christian religious vigour that is neither Christian or invigorating.
But I always thought he was a politician - a soft Labour wet bowing to the pressures of office, but none the less, making what he felt were pragmatic decisions, even if they were, in my eyes, shit.
Now I'm not so sure.
I'm starting to think that someone has something on him.
Maybe him and that awful wife and their dodgy mates had a six-some once and MI5 have pictures. Maybe one of the kids isn't his. Maybe all those houses they've bought were underhand in some way.
But surely something beyond the fact that THE BLOKE HAS GONE FUCKING INSANE could only explain the events of the past two weeks.
First there was the cabinet reshuffle.
A paranoid act of self defence that not only upset his "enemies" within his own party - but even a few of his tossy mates like Jack Straw too.
Local elections are just that. No big deal. Prescott with his pants down and a mess-up in the Home Office are hardly new kinds of balls-ups. Prime Ministers ride this kind of stuff out all the time. The result was pretty much the same as two years ago, and he still won the election. So why the clear-out?
Then this week, things have gone from paranoid to downright loony.
Why did he sign a petition pro animal testing? He's the fucking Prime Minister for Christ's sake! He shouldn't sign petitions, he should be making the fucking law if that's what he wants!
By signing a petition he's alienated half the country that don't like that kind of thing whatever their politics.
What a nob!
Then last night, he makes a speech to a bunch of businessmen that he's pro nuclear.
Even though he set up an independent review to look at energy options. It hasn't reported back yet, and presumably, was independent so that cunts like him don't make rash decisions before the facts are on the table.
So anti-nuclear supporters in his ranks are against him, rather than against the report. He could have waited for the independent report which he could then have put his name to - saying "look, I don't like nuclear, but this report is from the experts and so I think we should".
But no, he's already backed the poisoned chalice of nuclear fuels before anyone's asked him the question or told him the answer.
These are the actions of a fuckwit.
An imbecile.
An amateur.
A madman.
Or just possibly someone being blackmailed.
If there are pictures somewhere of Tony Blair being buggered with a strap-on by that Carole woman that gives Cherie aromatherapy massages, let's hope they come out soon.
Then we can get rid of the cunt and see what a sane Labour prime minister might have to offer instead.