UK HOME OFFICE CHIEFS MEET FOR CRISIS "TALKS" (ID CARDS WILL BE BROUGHT IN BY THE ONE ON THE RIGHT)

That's the head of immigration on the left, the bloke in charge of prison security is in the middle, and the one on the right is dying to tell someone not to put him in charge of the introduction of ID cards and the digital data collection of 56 million British citizens, but just can't quite get the words out.