HAVE A GO AT SIR ALAN, HE DOESN'T CARE (and neither do those other old people)

No wonder Sir Alan is smiling. He's beyond all this, just slagging off people from behind his Amstrad (its-almost-a-computer) phone. He slagged off colleges for turning out idiots that can't run a pizza stall. They've got all upset and want an apology. From the evidence he's seen from Britain's ''executive'' elite trying to get a job with him, it's a fair assumption. E.R. would suggest that the piss up in the brewery he is thinking of arranging may go poorly too. But slag him off all you like, he don't care. He'd just say ''bollocks'' and go and eat a meat and chips.