This man isn't taking it...

...he's going up the Arse. Or at least that's the rumour. There is Sol Campbell, giants, and now Nicola Zigic who may be heading for Arsenal in the summer. And yes, Nicola whatever his name is IS officially the WORLD'S MOST MASSIVE footballer, who will be towering over Peter Crouch like a bully over his victim's kitkat at the school vending machine.
At 6ft 10in E.R. is worried that manager Arsene Wenger is taking the side's reputation as the 'Harlem Globetrotters'' of football a little seriously. But with 55 goals from 77 appearances at Red Star maybe the big Serb lad will be a MASSIVE hit at Ashburton Grove.