IN YOUR SUPER SOARAWAY SUNDAY E.R.: THREE FAIRIES FOUND NAKED IN ARSENAL SOCCER SEX DEN: EXCLUSIVE PICTURES

Fairies. The lot of them. Third toadstool on left, near the Clock End.
PLUS! IN YOUR ALL-TRUE SUNDAY E.R.
Tessa Jowell: ''Didn't know'' her mortgage had been paid off
Tessa Jowell: ''Didn't know'' her husband bought brewery shares and profited 80% while she decided favourable opening hours
Tessa Jowell: ''Didn't know'' the extent of her husband's relationship with media owning right wing Italian president while she legislates over the media
Tessa Jowell: ''Didn't know'' why she was remortgaging her house when her husband had just been given $600,000
Tessa Jowell: Minister for Women. ''Didn't know'' if she was paying her own mortgage
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