BIRD FLU HITS UK: BODY BAGS AT THE READY

On the day that the Government ran a dummy run for an outbreak of bird flu in the UK, it finally hit.
From what E.R. saw, the dummy run wasn't impressive. It involved farmers washing their boots in a washing up bowl and shutting the door.
A dead swan suspected of having avian flu has been found in Scotland.
Our CRAP but none the less exclusive picture is NOT one of the 240,000 body bags ready across the country for human victims of the flu, should the virus mutate.
A worst-case scenario of over 300,000 deaths in the UK has been estimated, which would result in mass graves having to be used to bury the dead.
As reported earlier on E.R., some scientists believe the virus is not spread by migrating birds, but by intensive farms spreading diseased chicken shit on fields, which is then eaten by swans and carried abroad. Looks like we were right.
Happy Easter, chick.
Still, it's not all bad news. KFC's fucked!
Sorry the pic is a bit fuzzy, can't be helped. It get's clearer if you click it. But not very. The original is smashing.