Monday, April 24, 2006

What's the difference between Chelsea Football Club and Princess Michael of Kent?

One's fucked without a rich Russian, the other one's fucked when they're with one.
Are my jokes getting any better?

3 Comments:

Blogger Cliff said...

One pretends to be an English institution (despite being staffed by foreigners) while it basks in media overexposure and blind adulation from halfwits and acts like it owns half of West London and has an arrogant tit for a boss. The other is a football team in the English Premiership.

April 24, 2006  
Blogger Cynnie said...

I'm trying to pretend i understand you foreign folk..
But jesus ER..I've laughed til my tummy hurts..
I could never hope to be a tenth as funny as you..
you are my current god.

April 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hes brilliant

April 25, 2006  

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