What's the difference between Chelsea Football Club and Princess Michael of Kent?
One's fucked without a rich Russian, the other one's fucked when they're with one.
Are my jokes getting any better?
Are my jokes getting any better?
They are pissing in our boots and telling us it's raining WWW.ENGLISHRANTER.CO (will whoever took ENGLISHRANTER.COM please give it back)
"THEY ARE PISSING IN OUR BOOTS AND TELLING US IT'S RAINING"
-------MY COPY IS YOUR RIGHT E.R. 2006-------
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One pretends to be an English institution (despite being staffed by foreigners) while it basks in media overexposure and blind adulation from halfwits and acts like it owns half of West London and has an arrogant tit for a boss. The other is a football team in the English Premiership.
I'm trying to pretend i understand you foreign folk..
But jesus ER..I've laughed til my tummy hurts..
I could never hope to be a tenth as funny as you..
you are my current god.
hes brilliant
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