MOUTH ON A STICK DIVORCES WORLD'S DULLEST MUSICAL GENIUS
What a surprise. She's got her mouth open in the picture.
That one-legged walking me-me-me machine Heather Mills and hubby Paul McCartney have split up. Bit of luck that'll mean we'll be seeing (or more importantly hearing) less of her now that's over with.
Not that he's any more interesting these days, but at least if he opens his mouth in public it's usually to sing a song.
Good to see they've blamed the media - after all, she hasn't courted it at all.
"Me with my one leg on the telly, me and animals, me with my one leg and his daughter the designer I don't get on with, me marrying one of The Beatles even though I have one leg, me doing this on a bike with my one leg, me on the radio talking about me, oh and by the way, did I tell you I only had one leg? That's me, me, me..."
posted by ENGLISH RANTER at Wednesday, May 17, 2006
13 Comments:
you forgot to mention she's only got one leg... and her lack of support for full human rights for disabled people
She's a prick. And so is he. They deserved each other. So sad to watch good love go bad...
You just know in that photo he's thinking, "I wonder if I could get one more blowjob out of this?"
She's only got one leg? Wow, I didn't know that, she never mentioned it.
Seriously though, this is shame because now they'll go off and ruin a pefectly good couple.
is this a trend? people without a leg 2 stand on, ER?
amputee.r.blogspot.com will follow shortly ;-)
I really don't like her - one leg or two.
Her divorce lawyer has just been on Radio 4.
Apparently she gets to the keep the plane he bought her, but she'll have to buy a ladyshave for the other leg.
I hate them both ..
Ol Paul is looking more and more like an old woman every fucking day..
And when is Heather gonna shave that fucking mustache ?
I was at Glastonbury last year. I am a Beatles fan, and waited for McCartney to play his set as a "best of" of Beatles songs was promised.
It just sounded like somebody's dad murdering the songs I loved, but without any of the humour that might have produced.
I always thought Mark Chapman got the wrong Beatle.
I lasted 6 tracks and walked off, with other mates happy to do so, took a pill and "had it" to Basement Jaxx instead.
Best decision I made all festival.
1. I thought we had a good time at Basement Jaxx.
2. DJ, is ´wanted to be on an equal footing´an intentional pun?Coz nice work if so.
3. Macca´s lawyers will be all over this; she won´t have a leg to stand on.
4. Yes, I nicked that from Pete and Dud.
5. Yes, the DVD you bought me for my birthday. x
equal footing!!! only just stopped laughing at that. had to laugh too at the fact that old thumbs aloft thought it "unromantic" to sign a pre nup. wave bye bye to £200,000,000 now you boring scouse twat!
SICK JOKE ALERT!!!
five insects on murder charge.
four slugs and a dead beetle!
sorry, i'll get me coat!
sorry, a bit unfair. i have to admit i was at knebworth in 1990, when he performed hey jude live for the first time ever (or so he said) and i cannot here it now without the hairs on the back of my neck standing up!
still think he has had a charisma bypass though!
Since it is pun Thursday don't you think the whole thing is a bit lame? And her pisspoor book launch is on the 25th of this month fer fucks sake! Silly cunts. And no Paul, I don't think she will be sending you a valentine...when you're sixty four.
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