MOUTH ON A STICK DIVORCES WORLD'S DULLEST MUSICAL GENIUS
What a surprise. She's got her mouth open in the picture.
That one-legged walking me-me-me machine Heather Mills and hubby Paul McCartney have split up. Bit of luck that'll mean we'll be seeing (or more importantly hearing) less of her now that's over with.
Not that he's any more interesting these days, but at least if he opens his mouth in public it's usually to sing a song.
Good to see they've blamed the media - after all, she hasn't courted it at all.
"Me with my one leg on the telly, me and animals, me with my one leg and his daughter the designer I don't get on with, me marrying one of The Beatles even though I have one leg, me doing this on a bike with my one leg, me on the radio talking about me, oh and by the way, did I tell you I only had one leg? That's me, me, me..."