Sunday, February 26, 2006

BIRD FLU LATEST: GOVERNMENT ORDERS 200,000 BODY BAGS. EXCLUSIVE E.R. PIC


The Government has ordered 200,000 body bags in preparation for a bird flu epidemic. Shortages in pasta, rice and water are also expected, but there's plenty of cous cous left. Try it with a mint, yoghurt and cucumber dressing.
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2 Comments:

Blogger infinitemuppets said...

This blog isn't as funny as it used to be.

Do I win five pounds?

Geraldine, get me Take-a-Break on the phone, there's a love.

February 26, 2006  
Blogger ENGLISH RANTER said...

Thanks for enterting You Say, We Sigh. Your crisp five pound note is in the post for the finest contribution this week. Don't miss next week's Name That Loon competition. It's going to be a cracker.

February 27, 2006  

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