CARELESS SPLIFTER? OR JUST THE POLICE BEING A BUNCH OF UTTER CUNTS?

It's good to see that our police are just as vigilant with that oh so obvious public enemy number one George Michael as the police in the US.
In these days of terror attacks it's key that the priorities of our law enforcers are in tune with the rest of us.
Just as in the states, where officers, rather than looking into one of the 500 or so murders commited every day in their lovely country, were looking in gents bogs to bag a big star criminal, here, the good old London bobby is keeping it real too.
In London, there are A MILLION offences committed every year.
That's one for every ten of us.
Knife crimes are on the increase.
We are still apparently under a security threat, and less than a year on from the biggest attack on the city in peacetime.
Still, it's good to know officers ensured a story to tell their mates down the pub by nicking Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou on suspicion of possessing weed, asleep in his car.
What a complete and utter fucking waste of time.
Next thing you know they'll be putting police outside county hall so our elected Mayor can't go to work for a month.
Oh hang on...