TESSA JOWELL ASKS: ''WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG?''

Chased by the press from her home, Government Minister Tessa Jowell today pleaded: ''Can somebody please tell me what I've done wrong?''
Ok love, you asked for it:
* You were one of the most outspoken supporters for invading Iraq - that was wrong.
* You were one of the most outspoken supporters for student top up fees - that was wrong.
* You are one of the most outspoken supporters for ID cards - that's wrong
* Since being elected you've attended less than half the votes in parliament - with a voting record worse than more than 90% of other MPs. That's not good either.
So, that makes you a lazy war-mongering education-wrecking fascist.
I bet when you entered politics you never dreamt it would work out so well.
Hold your head up high love, that way we can get a clear shot.
Cheerio.