OCEAN'S 13 - A TOY STORY UPDATE

After hinting two days ago that the £50 million pound cash robbery may not have been masterminded by a mastermind, arrests have duly followed.
Judging by the photofits that have been issued for the public, police are looking for a gang of real action men.
No, sorry, I meant to say a gang of Action Man, er, dolls. These airheads may have the guns, the looks, the eagle eyes, even a fucking tank - but not the brains or the balls to bring off a job like this. That's why so much money was left behind! They could only get a couple of hundred each into those tiny gripping hands, the fools.
Turn yourself in guys - or Barbie gets it.