SORRY JEFF, I CAN'T READ MATE

It's almost three years since that Fucking Liar Jeffrey Archer (FLJA) was let out of prison, and this time he's written another pile that he calls literature, cashing in on the tragedy of 9/11 for the plot, like the unpleasant individual he is.
Apparently FLJA is disturbed by the amount of illiteracy in prison, with 60% of prisoners unable to read.
Maybe that's what they told FLJA in case he gave them a chapter of his new book to read. Very clever, lads.
It's also good to know that he's a Conservative Party member again. Obviously FLJA will fit in very nicely indeed...